Rare Platinum Minnow, by Sad Tax

Rare Platinum Minnow

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1.	Don't worry the trees are supposed to look like that 01:21		buy track
2.	Your friends are fine fine fine people 05:10	lyrics	buy track
All your friends they are lining up to tell you you are nothing but a hopeless piece of shit and when you die you’ll be lucky if they even dig a hole and not just throw you in the streets for the dogs and rats after all the hobos steal your clothes and loose change, and we’ve ransacked your apartment looking for dvds I can tell you cause I like you that we’re all just waiting for the day you die Here’s a plan, you should hide your face, I’ll help you, here’s a paper bag it’s already got 3 holes All your friends have an office wager on just how much poison they can give you until you notice you’ve been poisoned All your friends you can tell that they’re good people cause they rarely try to stab you in the face and all your friends didn’t choke you in your bed last night even though there’s nothing more we’d like to do All your friends they are lining up around the block to claim the best stones that are the perfect throwing size and when the day comes that you’re buried to your neck or chin is the day you’ll see just good we can aim
3.	Uncle Johnny's crying in the basement 03:22		buy track
4.	The condescending ape rejoices 02:11		buy track
5.	Handful of dead seeds 05:35	lyrics	buy track
I want to give it up all up to someone else and feel it in my bones and feel it in my bones There’s a sign on my street that tells where to stop and where to turn away from here Every morning I see a face no one can harm and eyes so full of sorrow, but no ones home with me Every morning I see a field without a crop an empty space on a table Somethings gotta stop I want to lay on that beach and feel the spray and sand and hold her tiny bones in my shaking hands again It’s a terrible dream that I see around the clock in a bathtub in a hotel somewhere I never want to see that place again In your lover’s arms is your a second child Who you pretend you want The one who never smiles at you
6.	The sky is made of horseflies 02:36		buy track
7.	You find them each spring when the snow melts 04:04	lyrics	buy track
it’s a cold winter’s breath that you feel in you now with the wet snow at the back of your heal When you crawl up the banks to make way for the plow and it’s siren is the only sound that’s real There’s no reason to laugh but you do anyhow not much reason left anywhere you don’t hear their shouting and you don’t hear their calls And you don’t fear their dogs on your trail you slide down the hill and you run past the crowd and the night wind freezes to your hair It’s the dirt on your nighty it’s the salt in your blood It’s your bare hands clutching to your gown And you run past the street lights and you trip and you fall leave a six inch gash on your head And the forest gets fuzzy as you lay on the ground and you can’t seem to raise from your bed Theres a shaking in your belly and your mouth it gets dry with the old stench of death everywhere
8.	Tampa Bay breastaurant suicide plan 04:17		buy track
9.	Keep your hands where I can see them 05:11	lyrics	buy track
put your weight upon the wheel Keep your eyes upon the road put your hands where I can see em’ take me where I need to go X2 I don’t like this new look on your face at all This ain’t the road that takes me to my place don’t try to take me away for the night I’m alone I just wanted a ride back to my home put your weight upon the wheel Keep your eyes upon the road put your hands where I can see em’ take me where I need to go X2 I don’t want to look at the ocean at night I don’t need this wandering hand gripping my thigh I don’t carry a gun and I’m not very strong I want you to know just how you’re wrong I don’t like this new look on your face at all This ain’t the road that takes me to my place don’t try to take me away for the night I’m alone I just wanted a ride back to my home
10.	Marzipan coal chamber medley 01:07		buy track
11.	Zentai'd and chained in a Shoe Centre warehouse 03:03	lyrics	buy track
I know a place where it’s so full of love and shit Before you can say it I’m gonna take you take you take you there I gotta formula I gotta formula I gotta formula for turning you on I know a place where you can find something to do before it can bore you I’m gonna gonna gonna move you
12.	Cultural Misappropriation Day 02:41		buy track
13.	Lavender sex beam soul parade 02:09		buy track
14.	An oven mitt stuffed into heavens holy gate 21:56	lyrics	buy track
Oh Hey What are we gonna do now? Oh Hey What are we gonna do? Ohey What are we gonna do now? With our fingers in the dark side of the room Oh Hey Wut are we gunna do now? Uh Oh hey Wat r we gon do? O Hai What are gonna do now? Stickin’ things into things both bad and good Oh hey what are we gonna do now? Oh Hey What are we gonns do? Oh Hey What are we gonna do now momma? when your wisdom’s from a factory in nepal Oh Hay What are we gonna do now? Oh Hi What re we gummo do? Oh Hy What are we gonna do today big shot? You knock me senseless while your nose points to the sun

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Made for the 2013 RPM Challenge, written, recorded, mixed and mastered start to finish all in the month of February.

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released March 1, 2013

Patrick Niceman

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Patrick Canning St. John'S, Newfoundland and Labrador

Patrick is an artist type who lives out on the edge of nowhere in St. John's Newfoundland and makes music for himself.

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