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Happy Seasons

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by Patrick Canning

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Every year I make a a Christmas song (accompanied by a video) just before Christmas day. They are usually completely amoral. There are only two songs so far but if I remain living long enough there will be more. Merry Christmas.
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released 21 December 2009
Patrick Canning - Voice, words, Music, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Glockenspiel, other..
Alison Corbett - Violin
Victor Lewis - Trombone
Michelle Swab - Accordion, Vocals
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tags: alternative experimental psychedelic rock singer-songwriter Kingston
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Track Name: Merry Christmas {I'm Leaving You Tonight} (2011)
I’ve packed my bags and I’m leaving you tonight
Merry Christmas
I’ve grabbed the nearest train out of town
Merry Christmas
I’m never going to call you
You won’t know where I am
I’m taking both the kids and the car
Merry Christmas

I’ve cleaned out all the money in the bank
Merry Christmas
I’ve maxed out all your credit cards
Merry Christmas
I called up all your family
And told them you’re on drugs
I told them you beat the kids twice a day

I’ve hacked into your facebook
I posted the pictures from Amsterdam
I got you fired from your daycare center job

I’ve pawned off all your jewelry
I’ve scratched all your cd’s
Flushed all your prescriptions down the drain

I put poison in your fish tank
Spread some rumors you had STDs
Kicked your dog and set your house ablaze
Merry Christmas
Track Name: On Christmas Day The World Ended (2009)
On Christmas day my wife gave birth to snakes On Christmas day she gave birth to serpents
The crows fell from the sky and all the children lost an eye on Christmas day the world was ending
The angels in heaven burned themselves alive on Christmas day on Christmas day they slit their throats open
The air grew thick with arterial spray on Christmas day and I was blinded by lust

And then the bells chime out
Hallelujah
And then the choirs sing
Go fuck yourselves

The sound of footsteps on the roof told me the truth at last the time had come for Santa's blood
The gleaming in his eye and in his mouth a festering mountain of sores vile discoloured and awful
And Santa's penis his red curly penis sparkled like comets exploding in fire destroying villages and towns
And as he reached deep in his sac the room was filled with unspeakably horrible sounds of screaming on Christmas day